There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
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]There once lived a great mathematician in a village outside Ujjain. He was often called by the local king to advice on matters related to the economy. His reputation had spread as far as Taxila in the North and Kanchi in the South. So it hurt him very much when the village headman told him, “You may be a great mathematician who advises the king on economic matters but your son does not know the value of gold or silver.”
The mathematician called his son and asked, “What is more valuable – gold or silver?” “Gold,” said the son. “That is correct. Why is it then that the village headman makes fun of you, claims you do not know the value of gold or silver? He teases me every day. He mocks me before other village elders as a father who neglects his son. This hurts me. I feel everyone in the village is laughing behind my back because you do not know what is more valuable, gold or silver. Explain this to me, son.”
So the son of the mathematician told his father the reason why the village headman carried this impression. “Every day on my way to school, the village headman calls me to his house. There, in front of all village elders, he holds out a silver coin in one hand and a gold coin in other. He asks me to pick up the more valuable coin. I pick the silver coin. He laughs, the elders jeer, everyone makes fun of me. And then I go to school. This happens every day. That is why they tell you I do not know the value of gold or silver.”
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if
you cant read, i’ll type it down..
“When top level guys
look down, they see only shit. When bottom level guys look up, they see
only assholes”
hahaha.
it’s an organisation chart.
in
reality, it happens.
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised
a glass of water and asked,
“how heavy is this glass of water? ”
Answers
called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied,
“The absolute weight doesn’t matter.
It depends on how long you try to hold it.
“If I hold it for a minute, that’s not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour,
I’ll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day,
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