There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
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if
you cant read, i’ll type it down..
“When top level guys
look down, they see only shit. When bottom level guys look up, they see
only assholes”
hahaha.
it’s an organisation chart.
in
reality, it happens.
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your mother always loved planting time. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you werent in prison.
Love,Dad
Cancel your credit card before you
die……….(hilarious!)
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your
credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so
easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A
lady died this past January, and bank billed her for February and
March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added
late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00
when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a
call to bank.
