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Sardar Joke

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from

Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would

like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he

politely declines and

rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy

and a lot of fun.

He says, ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know

the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.’

Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, ‘Okay, if you don’t

know the answer, you pay me $5,

and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.’

This gets the sardar’s attention and, figuring there

will be no end to this torment,

agrees to the game.

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Be the lake !!!

There was a mail forward about a young man who was unhappy. Makes so much of a sense….

The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it.

“How does it taste?” the Master asked.

“Awful,” spat the apprentice.

The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake.

The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake, the old man said, “Now drink from the lake.”

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E-mail Address

A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

“You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.”

The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email.”

I’m sorry”, said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

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The Washer man and the Foolish Donkey Story Rephrased :)

Have you heard the story of “The Washer-man and the Foolish Donkey”?

PART – I

To refresh your memory and for the benefit of those who have not grown up listening to this moral story,     it goes like this…

There once was a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into his house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn’t bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story
” One must not engage in duties other than his own” PART – I (Returns)  

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Cinderella | Beautiful Picture Story

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